Sep
29
You stumble in on the Inuit Mafia torturing an unknown person. They offer to let the person go if you are able to eat one hundred Klondike bars. If you fail, they will torture you instead. You believe you are able to accomplish this feat; however it is possible that they will take advantage of your sugar-induced stupor to either capture you or renege on their offer. What would you do-o-o?
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Ethical Dilemmas Involving Klondike Bars.